Tue Oct 06, Wife is driving and I'm in the bunk. Allasudden she starts laughing uncontrollably and shouting, "Look, Look. This scrawny dude, buttass naked has his hand in his lap, pumping furiously, his tongue out, lapping in the air toward our truck. When my head pops out from behind the curtain, he takes off and gets off no pun intended at the next exit.
I was wearing my tight, skimpy speedo with my ample bulge showing. While the yard was semi private from my neighbors on both sides, it was almost totally opened for anyone walking along the sidewalk or from across the street to look in. I was enjoying the quiet morning when I heard a vehicle drove up to the townhouse across the street, and then I heard voices a few people.