Whatsapp A female friend asked me to a burlesque night she had organised. She honestly thought I would enjoy it. On a wet weekday afternoon there are typically six or seven punters in these stews, who half-watch the show while drinking lager, munching crisps and thumbing through Loot or watching the cricket on the screen in the corner. I like these places.
You cant beat it! You want to really embarrass you stag on his stag do. What does he expect? This is the one time you can all have a good laugh at his expense and completely show him up. You want him humiliated. Our raucous roly poly stripper can sit on him, squirt cream in his face, whip him and tie him to a chair.